Rufus Shinra wakes up, lying in Tifa's arms

Tifa Lockheart feels Rufus moving.... And wakes up as well

Rufus Shinra rubs his eyes

Rufus Shinra says, "uhh... what time is it?"

Rufus Shinra looks at the time

Rufus Shinra says, "ack! I missed the noon meeting"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Aww... you needed rest after what I did"

Rufus Shinra says, "yeah... oh well... let the exec's. Suffer"

Tifa Lockheart says, "I hope you enjoyed it"

Rufus Shinra says, "well... you noticed I did"

Tifa Lockheart kisses Rufus

Tifa Lockheart says, "of course you enjoyed it... how could you have not?"

Rufus Shinra says, "well.... Never...."

Rufus Shinra sighs

Tifa Lockheart says, "Hmm?"

Rufus Shinra says, "ahhh.... Never mind. I'm in a good mood now... I've got a feeling something's gonna wreck it..."

Tifa Lockheart says, "I broke the ground... first woman to have had you.... It's a good reason to be happy"

Rufus Shinra says, "broke the ground?"

Rufus Shinra starts to shrug the blankets off

Tifa Lockheart says, "Heh heh"

Rufus Shinra slides out of the bed

Rufus Shinra says, "well, need to get out there and find out what's up"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Humph... I'd rather you stay... but I have my duties too... blah"

Rufus Shinra says, "yeah... come with me"

Rufus Shinra gets dressed, pulling his coat on

Tifa Lockheart shifts to Pokeform so she doesn't have to bother dressing

Rufus Shinra walks out of the room

Tifa Lockheart waddles after Rufus....

Rufus Shinra says, "I think we need to go give Hojo a visit"

Rufus Shinra walks to the lab

Tifa Lockheart waddles after Rufus... twirling her bone boredly

Rufus Shinra walks into the lab. Notices the smell and the two empty cages

Rufus Shinra says, "what the?"

Hojo looks up from what he was doing

Tifa Lockheart blinks

Hojo says, "Mr. President!"

Rufus Shinra says, "Where is Sephiroth... and Hana?"

Hojo says, "they, um, escaped Sir... but I have teams searching for them... they couldn't have gotten out of the building"

Tifa Lockheart says, "[what's a Hana? And what's that terrible smell?]"

Rufus Shinra says, "See that you do..."

Rufus Shinra flicks his hair back

Hojo says, "Hana is a Mew... and the smell... well... see for yourself"

Hojo steps back from the table

Reeve says, "has anyone seen Palmer?"

Rufus Shinra looks at Reeve

Rufus Shinra says, "no, I just woke up"

Reeve nods and looks at his watch

Rufus Shinra says, "what did you do without me at the meeting? I need an update"

Tifa Lockheart yawns

Reeve says, "well, sir... we were discussing the properties o pokeform"

Tifa Lockheart says, "[icky... why'd you bring that thing here?"

Hojo says, "I needed it for some tests"

Reeve says, "[you'll see in good time]"

Tifa Lockheart twirls her bone

Tifa Lockheart says, "[He was worthless...]"

Hojo says, "too bad you just left it there... or else there would not be this smell"

Reeve says, "[yes indeed... a disgrace to ShinRa Inc.]"

Hojo says, "and no, he pokefied... we need to find out more about that"

Reeve whispers to Hojo

Reeve says, "did you tell Rufus?"

Rufus Shinra sighs and leans on the doorframe

Hojo whispers back

Hojo says, "he noticed the second he walked in here"

Reeve o O (damn it...)

Rufus Shinra says, "get to work Hojo... I expect a full report ASAP"

Hojo says, "Yes Sir!"

Hojo goes back to working on the corpse

Reeve paces, waiting for Palmer

Tifa Lockheart says, "[like I was gonna drag his worthless dead ass around]"

Rufus Shinra walks out of the lab, heading for his office

Reeve says, "this reeks..."

Reeve edges away from Reno's body

Tifa Lockheart says, "[Im following Rufus... and perhaps get a debriefing here...]"

Rufus Shinra gets to his office and sits down at his desk

Reeve says, "it almost smells as bad as Palmer after a trip to Taco Bell"

Reeve holds his nose in disgust

Tifa Lockheart goes back to Rufus' quarters and grabs her clothing... then goes to Rufus' office. Leans on Rufus' desk

Rufus Shinra looks at Tifa

Reeve walks to the main office

Rufus Shinra says, "well... now that that's settled...."

Tifa Lockheart sits down and sulks

Rufus Shinra looks at Tifa

Tifa Lockheart says, "All my hard work to get Sephiroth.... And they lose him"

Rufus Shinra says, "Yes, I know"

Reeve stands in a far corner of the room

Rufus Shinra says, "this situation must be rectified immediately"

Tifa Lockheart says, "I'll catch him again... I should have kept Cloud... he woulda made the perfect bait"

Reeve pats his pocket

Rufus Shinra says, "I'm sure you will"

Reeve says, "he won't bother with me"

Rufus Shinra says, "why not Reeve?"

Reeve draws his EMR

Reeve says, "all Turks... heh"

Rufus Shinra says, "He's a Raichu Reeve... An EMR will not work on him"

Reeve says, "but... I don't feel like being harassed by him. Oh yea..."

Rufus Shinra flicks back his hair

Tifa Lockheart says, "You need... hmm fire or psychic Pokemon... plant works too"

Reeve says, "thunder doesn't affect him"

Rufus Shinra says, "I need to go take a shower... why don't you two get aquatinted and go look for Sephiroth?"

Rufus Shinra stands up

Reeve says, "o... ok"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Cant I help you instead Rufus?"

Reeve puts his EMR away and picks up his briefcase

Rufus Shinra says, "You are needed here Tifa..."

Rufus Shinra walks off to get a shower

Tifa Lockheart says, "Aww darn it"

Reeve turns and looks out the window, thinking

Tifa Lockheart sighs

Reeve turns around

Reeve says, "well, Miss Lockheart... any plan?"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Find and capture Cloud..."

Reeve says, "if you were Cloud... where would you be?"

Tifa Lockheart says, "He's not too brilliant... "

Reeve grins

Reeve says, "that means that he's not too far"

Tifa Lockheart says, "We could tell him that we captured somebody... we got a PA system"

Reeve says, "excellent"

Tifa Lockheart ponders

Tifa Lockheart says, "Who would he care enough about that is most likely not in his party?"

Reeve says, "he'll get nosy the minute he hears that... Sephiroth"

Tifa Lockheart says, "He's most likely with Sephiroth..."

Reeve nods

Tifa Lockheart says, "Why don't we just page for a board meeting... he's likely to show up"

Reeve says, "a most excellent idea I might add"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Get some smaller pokeform to patrol the vents.... He likes those"

Reeve says, "...kwe hee hee... it's like killing two birds with one stone. Well I believe that if we set up an array of zubats in the vents it might work"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Something that can knock him out... they know supersonic and such"

Reeve says, "exactly. Then we capture and interrogate him. I'll leave the interrogation process up to you"

Tifa Lockheart says, "We'll set him up someplace nice and obvious... in a painful situation... Seph won't be able to resist"

Reeve says, "he WILL come. Good job, Miss Lockheart"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Page for the meeting... but use one of your codes to tell them it's just a drill... we don't need too many people hanging about"

Reeve nods. Fiddles around on the desk and finds the microphone button

Reeve says, "emergency meeting for all ShinRa executives requested now ...code 1080"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Now... we wait...."

Rufus Shinra walks back up to his desk, hair wet

Reeve says, "ah there he is"

Rufus Shinra says, "yes, why were you on my PA system?"

Reeve says, "a plan..."

Rufus Shinra sits down at his desk

Tifa Lockheart says, "We're trying to catch a rat"

Rufus Shinra says, "tell me... Mouse... "

Reeve says, "we draw Cloud's attention to us. And when he gets too nosy, we come down on him"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Rat mouse... its all the same"

Rufus Shinra says, "So, you're that sure Cloud's here?"

Reeve nods

Tifa Lockheart says, "Who else let Sephiroth out?"

Rufus Shinra says, "that is a point"

Reeve says, "yes, sir... he's not too bright as Miss Lockheart pointed out. Agh, this is ALL Hojo's fault"

Reeve turns

Scarlett walks into the office

Scarlett says, "what's this all about?"

Reeve says, "well... hello, Scarlett"

Scarlett smiles

Scarlett says, "hello Reeve"

Reeve feels himself blush a little

Reeve says, "well... a plan..."

Tifa Lockheart says, "You're wet Rufus.... Not a good idea if you're gonna be tangling with a Raichu"

Reeve says, "I could imagine that"

Scarlett says, "ok... did Hojo do anything with the body we brought him?"

Reeve shakes his head

Rufus Shinra flicks back his wet hair

Rufus Shinra says, "I know"

Tifa Lockheart plays with Rufus' wet hair

Scarlett blinks at Tifa. Her jaw hangs open

Scarlett says, "..."

Reeve says, "..."

Rufus Shinra chuckles slightly. Gently pries Tifa's hand away from his head

Tifa Lockheart says, "Aww...."

Reeve flips Scarlett a funny gaze. Whispers to Scarlett

Reeve says, "what is with that?"

Scarlett whispers back

Scarlett says, "wah?'"

Rufus Shinra says, "not now Tifa"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Humph.... "

Reeve says, "them... those two... Bonnie and Clyde... what's with that?"

Tifa Lockheart kisses Rufus on the cheek

Tifa Lockheart says, "He certainly is taking his time..."

Scarlett is now completely stunned

Rufus Shinra says, "Cloud?"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Yeah...."

Reeve is rather confused

Cloud Strife pads through the vent systems quietly... trying to figure out heads or tails of this place

Reeve whispers to Scarlett

Reeve says, "I... I ... I thought he was... gay"

Scarlett whispers back

Scarlett says, "me too..."

Palmer bounds in

Scarlett scratches the back of her head

Palmer says, "wha... what's going on here?"

Rufus Shinra says, "Palmer... good of you to join us"

Rufus Shinra flicks back his hair

Palmer wipes the crumbs from his shirt

Cloud Strife peers into the room from the vent

Palmer says, "I hardly think that something would be so important to disrupt me from my dinner"

Palmer looks up to see Rufus and Tifa

Rufus Shinra gives Palmer a look

Palmer says, "what the hell...?"

Reeve flashes Palmer a strange glare

Rufus Shinra leans back in his chair, folding his hands

Palmer says, "well... can she cook alright, Rufus?"

Rufus Shinra says, "now that we are all here... except for Hojo who is a little busy with his project..."

Reeve groans

Rufus Shinra gives Palmer a look

Palmer says, "well... all I want is some tea... with honey... and sugar... OOH and lard"

Reeve says, "Palmer... put your money where your mouth is"

Scarlett says, "Shut up fat boy!"

Palmer says, "but money is filthy"

Scarlett slaps Palmer's fat cheek

Palmer says, "OW"

Reeve laughs

Tifa Lockheart says, "I still have the muzzle I used on Reno... Shall we put it on palmer?"

Palmer says, "is it edible?"

Rufus Shinra says, "hmmm, maybe we can use it on Palmer... Try it Tifa"

Palmer says, "ooh no"

Reeve knocks Palmer over

Tifa Lockheart says, "Its patent leather... you eat it and you're going out the window beach ball"

Palmer says, "AACK"

Palmer rolls around on the floor

Palmer says, "I CAN'T GET UP..."

Scarlett says, "Kyaa haa haa"

Tifa Lockheart says, "That's better"

Palmer says, "AAH. Mmmph Mmmph"

Scarlett kicks Palmer's side

Palmer says, "MMMWWW"

Scarlett laughs

Palmer says, "Mmmph rmmmmph"

Rufus Shinra says, "alright, now can we get down to business?"

Reeve says, "yes, sir!"

Palmer says, "mm...Mm hmm"

Cloud Strife pushes open the floor vent and creeps into the room... staying low

Tifa Lockheart goes back over to Rufus

Reeve flips Scarlett another glare

Scarlett looks back at Reeve

Palmer tries to see what is happening

Tifa Lockheart sits down in Rufus' lap... draping her arms around him

Reeve says, "..."

Cloud Strife Squeaks in surprise... then puts his paws over his mouth

Palmer says, "MMMMMMMMPH!"

Rufus Shinra says, "hmmm... I just heard something...."

Reeve says, "Wa... what was that?"

Rufus Shinra looks around the room

Reeve looks around

Cloud Strife tries to make himself scarce

Reeve walks to Scarlett

Rufus Shinra says, "Reeve, Scarlett, check it out in Pokeform"

Reeve says, "are you scared?"

Scarlett says, "no Reeve.... YES SIR MR PRESIDENT!"

Tifa Lockheart says, "hmm... what are your forms?"

Reeve says, "well... umm a little scared? I am a voltorb"

Scarlett says, "Zubat... not good against Raichu... but.... Orders are orders"

Palmer says, "iiph smmrlxxx"

Scarlett changes. Flies around the room, looking down to see if she can see Cloud

Reeve walks to the corner and changes into Pokeform. Rolls around the perimeter of the wall

Reeve says, "[what do you see up there?]"

Rufus Shinra slips his arms around Tifa

Palmer says, "Mmmph... Mm hmm hmm"

Reeve says, "[shall we use Palmer as bait?]"

Scarlett says, "[I see you... Palmer... Rufus with Tifa... that's the oddest thing I've seen today. Sounds good Reeve]"

Reeve says, "[yeah...]"

Reeve rolls by Palmer

Cloud Strife cowers under a piece of furniture... his access to the vent cut off

Reeve thundershocks him

Palmer says, "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWWWWWWWWWW"

Palmer rolls around

Tifa Lockheart puts her head on Rufus's shoulder

Tifa Lockheart says, "Cant they do anything right?"

Reeve says, "[Scarlett... what now?]"

Scarlett says, "[Hmmm... Where is that mouse?]"

Reeve says, "[can't find 'im]"

Hojo walks in carrying a remote

Rufus Shinra looks around, holding Tifa in his arms

Reeve bumps into something furry

Reeve says, "[EEEEEEEEK]"

Hojo says, "well... I've finished my project"

Cloud Strife sees Hojo and head rushes him... charging thunder

Hojo walks over to Tifa, noting she's in Rufus's lap and finds that interesting

Hojo says, "oh, a Raichu..."

Hojo hands the remote to Tifa

Reeve charges up but remembers that he isn't affective against Cloud

Scarlett says, "[found him, he's after Hojo]"

Hojo says, "here, you take this"

Reeve says, "[KILL IT KILLIT KILL IT]"

Palmer says, "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

Hojo walks back out of the room

Hojo says, "It controls my latest project... you'll find it useful"

Scarlett says, "[swoops down at Cloud, using supersonic]"

Rufus Shinra looks at the remote

Palmer rolls to the vent, blocking Cloud's only exit

Rufus Shinra says, "well?"

Palmer o O (if only I hadn't sat on Jenny Craig, I could get myself outta this mess)

Cloud Strife rolls onto his back

Rufus Shinra says, "Tifa?"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Grab him... where's my electrician's gloves?"

Tifa Lockheart examines the Remote

Palmer says, "Mmmph?"

Tifa Lockheart says, "What's this?"

Scarlett flies down and looks at Cloud

Tifa Lockheart turns it on

Cloud Strife is confused

Reno bounds up the stairway and stops, sitting down. There is a huge metal plate in the back of his head with an antenna sticking out of it

Rufus Shinra says, "hmmm...."

Reeve says, "[WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?... RENO...]"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Kewl... remote control Reno... heh"

Tifa Lockheart pushes a few buttons

Palmer says, "Mmmph mm mm MMMMMMPH translation: WHAT THE HELL, DAMMIT LEMME OUTTA THIS"

Reno gets to his paws and walks around in a circle

Scarlett says, "[well, Hojo said he was working on cybernetics]"

Reeve says, "[yes he was]"

Rufus Shinra says, "hmmm"

Rufus Shinra considers the cyber Persian

Cloud Strife starts to snap outta it

Reno is still walking around in a circle

Cloud Strife says, "Rai..."

Palmer says, "mmm?"

Reeve says, "[CLOUD... GET HIM, HE... HE'S WAKING UP]"

Tifa Lockheart pokes the buttons on the control and aims Reno at Cloud

Scarlett uses leech life on Cloud

Tifa Lockheart thundershocks Scarlett

Reeve says, "?"

Reno bounds at Cloud and bodyslams him

Reeve says, "[that's it...]"

Scarlett faints instantly cause she's such a low level. Lays naked, face up, on the floor

Reeve thundershocks Tifa for thundershocking Scarlett

Cloud Strife rolls back and thunks into a wall

Cloud Strife says, "[what the hell?]"

Reeve o O (kwe hee hee)

Reno bodyslams Cloud again

Palmer says, "MMM MMM MMMMMMMMPH"

Scarlett comes too

Scarlett says, "uhh"

Palmer says, "rrrmp MMM MM MMMMMMMM RHMMMMMPH translation: hey guys... I have to go to the bathroom"

Scarlett notices she's naked and roles onto her belly. Crawls over to her clothing and gets dressed quickly. Kicks Palmer, sending him rolling down the stairs

Palmer says, "mmmmmmmmmmm..."

Reeve says, "[oh man... someone please toss me my clothes, I wanna change back]"

Scarlett gets Reeve's clothing and tosses them at him

Reeve says, "[thanx]"

Reeve rolls into the vent and changes back. Crawls out with dust on him

Cloud Strife groans and tries to right himself

Reeve says, "whew... is everyone alright?"

Cloud Strife says, "[that's.... That's.... Reno...]"

Reeve walks to Scarlett

Reeve says, "gee... I gotta say... you have a nice body..."

Scarlett looks at Reeve

Scarlett says, "why thank you Reeve"

Scarlett smiles

Reeve's eyes go wide. Smiles back, a little red from blushing

Cloud Strife sits up

Cloud Strife says, "[Reno?]"

Tifa Lockheart sets Reno on voice command...

Reno just stands there, keeping Cloud against the wall

Tifa Lockheart says, "Grab the Raichu please..."

Reno grabs Cloud between his paws

Reeve says, "whoa... now THAT is a great invention"

Reeve whispers to Scarlett

Tifa Lockheart says, "Make him faint... we need him human for this "

Scarlett says, "yes, I take back what I said about Hojo... the guy's a Genius"

Reeve says, "we should do that to Palmer"

Scarlett chuckles

Cloud Strife squirms

Reno bites Cloud

Palmer screams a loud "MMMMMMMPH" from the bottom of the stairs

Cloud Strife thunderwaves Reno

Reno absorbs the bolt hit, thanks to Hojo's additions. Bites him again

Cloud Strife says, "[uh oh... Lemme go!]"

Reno continues to bite Cloud

Cloud Strife finally faints. And shifts back... sprawled out on the floor

Reno keeps his paws on Cloud, but is no longer biting

Tifa Lockheart says, "Very good... now. All we gotta do is make his capture Evident... and Sephiroth is bound to show"

Rufus Shinra says, "hmm, we got him. Yes.... Now what are you going to do with your new pet?"

Tifa Lockheart snicks a small collar around Cloud's neck and prods him rudely

Cloud Strife says, "Uhh..."

Reeve says, "that is one mean bit... eh... GOOD JOB, TIFA!"

Scarlett says, "yeah..."

Reno still has his forepaws on Cloud

Cloud Strife says, "What have you done to Reno?"

Reeve involuntarily puts his arm around Scarlett's shoulders

Reeve says, "ah the sound of fear... heh"

Scarlett smiles

Rufus Shinra gets up from his desk

Tifa Lockheart says, "He literally is a toy now.... Heh heh"

Reeve hears his pager go off

Reeve says, "OOH DAMMIT. Humph... I'll be back"

Scarlett says, "Reeve and I had to dig him up and bring him back for Hojo to play with... oh, bye then Reeve"

Reeve says, "I'll be back... take care of Cloud... we hee hee"

Scarlett frowns slightly

Reeve smiles

Cloud Strife says, "Why didn't you just let him rest... "

Reeve walks out

Reeve says, "bye bye... Scarlett"

Scarlett says, "Hojo wanted him for a sample... Rufus, am I still needed here?"

Rufus Shinra looks over at Scarlett

Cloud Strife says, "He was dead.... You should have left him alone... he finally got to be out in the woods where he wanted..."

Rufus Shinra says, "no, you can leave"

Scarlett says, "Kyaa haa haa, so what..."

Scarlett walks out of the office

Rufus Shinra flicks his hair back

Cloud Strife says, "Would you get him off of me please?"

Rufus Shinra says, "hmm, Tifa?"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Hmm..... no... Now how can we humiliate him and get Sephiroth to come after him?"

Rufus Shinra says, "Not sure... maybe you should test out what Hojo's invention can do... that might help with that at the same time"

Rufus Shinra looks at Tifa

Tifa Lockheart says, "Hmm... You think I should Make Reno slash him up a bit?"

Rufus Shinra says, "might be good... you might also want to find out how well he works and such"

Tifa Lockheart sets Reno on voice mode again

Tifa Lockheart says, "Slash him up a bit... but take care not to kill him. Maybe a nice one across his face... piss Sephiroth off a bit"

Reno scratches Cloud across his face

Cloud Strife tries to push Reno off

Reno scratches Cloud's side

Tifa Lockheart says, "Any ideas on other places that would anger Sephiroth?"

Rufus Shinra grins evilly

Rufus Shinra says, "yes... but, will it carry over to his pokeform?"

Cloud Strife struggles... trying to throw the weight of the Persian off of himself

Reno scratches down Cloud's back

Cloud Strife says, "Aii! Stop!"

Cloud Strife wriggles out from beneath Reno

Reno continues to scratch at Cloud

Tifa Lockheart says, "what's your idea Rufus?"

Cloud Strife says, "What the hell... damn it"

Rufus Shinra flicks his hair back

Cloud Strife crawls over to Tifa and grabs for the Remote

Rufus Shinra says, "well, what do you think?"

Tifa Lockheart kicks Cloud away

Reno scratches Cloud's leg

Tifa Lockheart says, "Ah ah ah.... Take your punishment like a man. Hmm... Say it Rufus.... I don't like guessing what's on peoples minds"

Rufus Shinra whispers into her ear

Tifa Lockheart says, "Oh... hmm... yes. Isn't that a might cruel?"

Rufus Shinra says, "true. Why don't we find out what else Reno can do?"

Tifa Lockheart says, "What do you think he can do?"

Rufus Shinra says, "let's find out"

Cloud Strife has crawled into a corner.... His body laced with scratch marks

Tifa Lockheart hand the remote to Rufus

Tifa Lockheart says, "you try"

Reno follows after him, scratching Cloud's side again

Rufus Shinra says, "hmmm... Reno, sit"

Reno sits down

Rufus Shinra says, "hmmm.... Reno, go to the other side of the room"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Quite a good voice recognition system"

Reno walks to the other side of the room

Rufus Shinra says, "yes, I'll say"

Tifa Lockheart takes the remote back

Tifa Lockheart says, "You're boring... "

Rufus Shinra says, "heh"

Tifa Lockheart says, "So he can walk around and follow simple commands... what can he really do?"

Rufus Shinra says, "why don't you ask? Hojo did give the remote to you after all..."

Tifa Lockheart says, "Ask who?"

Cloud Strife pulls his knees to his chest and sighs

Rufus Shinra says, "I mean, give Reno the command you want"

Tifa Lockheart says, "But what?"

Rufus Shinra says, "just give him an order"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Oh... well.... Umm.... Like what?"

Rufus Shinra sighs and sits back down in his chair

Tifa Lockheart says, "like what Rufus.... He's a cat... should I tell him to whork up a hairball?"

Rufus Shinra chuckles

Cloud Strife says, "those two are together.... "

Cloud Strife shakes his head

Rufus Shinra says, "tell him to do something like role over or something"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Do a backflip Reno"

Reno does a backflip

Cloud Strife says, "An they dug up Reno... and did something to him... "

Cloud Strife pulls on the collar around his neck....

Rufus Shinra says, "I bet we can have Reno watch Cloud and keep him for escaping. Any type of modes on that remote?"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Like he's gonna go anywhere anyway. Hmm... Passive... active... patrol... normal?"

Rufus Shinra says, "hmmm...."

Tifa Lockheart says, "Well... lets push that one... we don't have many normal things around here"

Rufus Shinra says, "true"

Tifa Lockheart sits down in Rufus' lap and pushes the normal mode button

Reno sits down on his paws and starts cleaning himself

Rufus Shinra slips his arms around her

Rufus Shinra says, "now what?"

Reno pads over to Cloud and settles down next to him

Tifa Lockheart says, "Dunno.... We can leave Reno to watch Cloud and go have some fun...."

Rufus Shinra says, "heh, like last night?"

Tifa Lockheart says, "No two times are the same... but like it"

Rufus Shinra says, "heh"

Cloud Strife sniffles and puts his head in his arms... angry that he let himself get caught

Cloud Strife says, "I'm sorry Seph.... I always jump into things and get myself in trouble..."

Reno licks his paws as he lies next to Cloud

Tifa Lockheart says, "We should make it known that Cloud is our prisoner... spread the word...."

Rufus Shinra says, "yes"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Well... lets go.... I think Reno can take care of him if he tries to get away"

Rufus Shinra strokes his fingers through Tifa's hair

Rufus Shinra says, "yes"

Rufus Shinra gets up, picking her up in his arms

Tifa Lockheart says, "ooh! Heh! We are learning quick"

Reno sets his head down in his paws

Rufus Shinra says, "well, that's what I'm good at it"

Tifa Lockheart says, "hmm.... Mebbe you can try to please me tonight"

Rufus Shinra says, "hmm, I suppose"

Rufus Shinra carries her out of his office

Cloud Strife inches away from the Persian... tugging at the collar on his neck

Reno gets up on his paws and walks back over to Cloud, laying back down next to him

Cloud Strife winces cuz the scratches and slashes on his body sting

Rufus Shinra brings Tifa back to his room

Reno licks his paws again

Cloud Strife looks around the office he is in

Reno sets his head back down on his paws

Cloud Strife says, "I'm naked... slashed up... cant shift... and i've got a Persian cyborg watching me. Do you know who you are? Do you realize they've robbed you of your peace?"

Tifa Lockheart grins at Rufus

Rufus Shinra grins back at Tifa

Cloud Strife frowns

Cloud Strife says, "I wish I had a mirror.... You slashed my face..."

Reno roles onto his back. Sways his tail back and forth

Rufus Shinra sets her down on the bed

Cloud Strife looks at Reno and sighs

Tifa Lockheart says, "Well we shocked them all today"

Rufus Shinra says, "yeah... well, I got shocked myself... heh heh... last night that is"

Reno rolls back onto his paws and lays back down. Licks his paws again

Tifa Lockheart says, "Well you liked every minute of it didn't you?"

Cloud Strife reaches out and flicks the antenna on Reno's head

Tifa Lockheart pulls Rufus down

Rufus Shinra goes down on top of her

Reno sets his head back on his paws

Rufus Shinra strokes his fingers through her hair

Cloud Strife prods Reno

Tifa Lockheart says, "Hmm"

Reno looks at Cloud

Rufus Shinra says, "now what?"

Cloud Strife pets Reno

Reno purrs softly

Tifa Lockheart says, "Figure it out"

Rufus Shinra says, "Aww"

Rufus Shinra thinks to himself. Takes off his jacket and tosses it off the bed

Rufus Shinra says, "that good?"

Reno roles onto his back

Cloud Strife rubs Reno's belly

Reno purrs contentedly

Tifa Lockheart says, "Hmm... More..."

Rufus Shinra takes off his turtleneck and tosses it over with his coat

Cloud Strife says, "Well at least you aren't scratching me anymore"

Rufus Shinra says, "this good?"

Rufus Shinra flexes slightly

Tifa Lockheart says, "Mmmm yes"

Rufus Shinra says, "alright"

Tifa Lockheart traces a finger down the center of Rufus' chest

Rufus Shinra grins

Cloud Strife says, "I can't believe they did this to you.... "

Reno wags his tail

Rufus Shinra says, "now... what about you?"

Cloud Strife says, "You're not even you... just a program.... I think.... Your eyes are all white... can you even see?"

Tifa Lockheart slips her shirt off

Rufus Shinra says, "heh, that's better"

Rufus Shinra places his palms between he breasts

Reno purrs, wagging his tail as he is petted

Cloud Strife continues to pet Reno... sighing softly

Tifa Lockheart runs her hands down Rufus' sides

Rufus Shinra licks his lips and strokes the sides of her breasts

Reno purrs like a little motor

Tifa Lockheart runs her hands down Rufus' sides

Rufus Shinra bends down and kisses Tifa

Cloud Strife says, "At least you appear to be happy... and they haven't done anything else to me"

Reno roles onto his side so his belly is still turned to Cloud

Reeve walks in after a rather filling dinner with Palmer

Cloud Strife sighs

Reno purrs, wagging his tail

Cloud Strife says, "You're just a big kitty"

Reeve says, "heh so we inlay got the bastard... heh"

Rufus Shinra looks down at Tifa

Cloud Strife says, "Its what you wanted... wasn't it Reno?"

Reeve sees that Scarlett isn't around and feels a little sad

Cloud Strife sighs

Reeve pokes at Cloud

Cloud Strife says, "Lemme alone...."

Reeve says, "good job, all"

Reno purrs, lying on his side next to Cloud

Reeve looks at Reno

Reeve says, "if it wasn't my idea to find your body, you would have been dead"

Cloud Strife is cold... naked... and slashed up from Reno's claws

Reno shows no sign of understanding Reeve

Reeve says, "my... you're a freaky looking kitty now"

Rufus Shinra kisses Tifa again

Tifa Lockheart says, "Mph... So what do we do with cloud now?"

Cloud Strife wraps his arms around his knees... and sniffles

Rufus Shinra says, "wait for Sephiroth to show up"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Aww... we cant abuse him some more?"

Reno stops purring and licks his paws

Reeve pokes at Cloud again

Cloud Strife says, "Stop poking me!"

Reeve says, "so this... is the illusive Cloud Strife"

Reno continues to lick his paws

Cloud Strife has a lattice of claw marks on his body... as well as some across his face

Rufus Shinra strokes Tifa's breasts

Tifa Lockheart relaxes

Reeve looks around

Reno curls up next to Cloud, purring

Reeve says, "don't tell anyone of this..."

Reeve pulls out a Kleenex and wipes cloud's wounds

Reeve says, "there... you need to look presentable before our agents"

Cloud Strife winces

Cloud Strife says, "quit it... "

Reno continues to purr

Reeve says, "have you no respect, boy?"

Rufus Shinra kisses Tifa

Cloud Strife picks the bits of Kleenex that have stuck to his scratches off

Reeve says, "you're in the company of one of ShinRa's most trusted agents"

Rufus Shinra says, "now what Tifa?"

Cloud Strife says, "You're just another ShinRa to me.... "

Tifa Lockheart says, "Dunno... get more intimate.... Or poke at Cloud?"

Reeve 's face turns red but he tries not to lose his cool

Rufus Shinra says, "which sounds better right now?"

Reeve throws the bloody Kleenex at Cloud

Cloud Strife says, "What does it matter if you're a grunt or the president himself... you're all gonna die.... "

Reeve says, "then wipe your own wounds"

Tifa Lockheart says, "What are you up for?"

Reeve says, "GRRRR..."

Rufus Shinra says, "either"

Reeve slaps Cloud

Reeve says, "quiet"

Reeve o O (did I just hit him?)

Reeve turns his attention to his documents

Rufus Shinra strokes his fingers through her hair

Reeve says, "Cloud... where is you little... friend?"

Cloud Strife says, "I don't know. Hopefully he will be smart and stay away"

Cloud Strife stands and looks for something he can put on... anything would do about now...

Reno uncurls and raises to his paws. Brushes against Cloud's legs

Rufus Shinra says, "So Tifa, which shall it be?"

Reeve gets tired of trying to talk to Cloud

Tifa Lockheart says, "Lets go poke at Cloud... its fun"

Rufus Shinra says, "alright"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Mebbe we can get him to go nuts.... "

Rufus Shinra gets off the bed and pulls back on his turtleneck

Rufus Shinra says, "sounds fun"

Rufus Shinra pulls on his coat

Tifa Lockheart pulls on her shirt

Palmer bounds in

Palmer says, "HEYOOOOO"

Rufus Shinra leads Tifa back up to his office

Reeve says, "Palmer... try to get him talking"

Palmer says, "who?"

Reeve says, "Cloud"

Palmer says, "oh..."

Cloud Strife finds absolutely nothing in the office to clothe himself with... and sits back down.... Pulling his knees to his chest again

Palmer pokes at cloud

Cloud Strife glares at Palmer

Palmer says, "so... this is Cloud?"

Reno lies down in front of Cloud, licking his paws

Palmer says, "he's so... scrawny"

Rufus Shinra walks into his office with Tifa

Cloud Strife considers trying to wear the Persian

Palmer says, "hey reeve..."

Reeve says, "wha?"

Cloud Strife sniffles

Palmer says, "you an Scarlett... I bet you two would look cute together"

Reeve says, "..."

Reeve blushes

Palmer says, "heheh look it you, beet-man"

Reeve says, "Palmer... talk business"

Palmer says, "quit trying to change the subject... heh"

Cloud Strife pulls at the collar on his neck...

Reeve says, "hey Tifa, do you still have that muzzle?"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Of course"

Reeve points to Palmer

Reeve says, "please... do the honors"

Palmer says, "NO"

Palmer runs and hides

Reeve says, "never in my life had I seen a fat man move so fast"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Well Im sure if you yelled free food you could get him to move quicker"

Reeve says, "kwe hee hee"

Palmer yells something about Reeve liking Scarlett from across the room

Tifa Lockheart pokes at Cloud

Reeve blushes more

Reeve says, "please muzzle him"

Tifa Lockheart says, "What do you think we can do to him to get him to lose it?"

Reno curls up next to Cloud

Rufus Shinra says, "hmmm"

Reeve gives a strange glare at Reno

Cloud Strife sniffles.... And wishes he hadn't been so nosey

Rufus Shinra notices the glare and flicks his hair back

Rufus Shinra says, "Something wrong Reeve?"

Reeve says, "Sephiroth is always one step ahead or behind Cloud... we must be alert"

Palmer walks up behind Reeve

Reeve says, "Palmer, are you ready to talk business again?"

Palmer says, "yea... about..."

Reeve says, "about?"

Rufus Shinra says, "Reeve... answer my question..."

Palmer says, "...S-C-A-R-L-E-T-T"

Reeve turns beet red and slaps Palmer away

Reeve says, "go get dinner lardo"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Would you two idiots stop bickering"

Palmer joyfully goes into another room looking for a vending machine

Rufus Shinra says, "Reeve...."

Reeve says, "idiot?"

Rufus Shinra gives him a look

Reeve wishes he would shrivel up and hide right about now

Reno purrs softly, curled up next to Cloud

Rufus Shinra says, "Answer my question... and don't snap at Tifa"

Reeve says, "w...w... question, sir...?"

Cloud Strife pets Reno absentmindedly

Rufus Shinra says, "That glare at the Persian"

Reno continues to purr

Reeve says, "he... he... he freaks me out"

Rufus Shinra says, "and why's that?"

Reeve says, "he's not Reno at all... he's much to affectionate. The real Reno was a hard-ass"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Humph... we can fix that"

Rufus Shinra says, "I am aware of that"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Where's the remote?"

Rufus Shinra turns to Tifa

Rufus Shinra says, "you had it I thought..."

Palmer strolls back in with a turkey sandwich

Palmer says, "wwep... hmm Mmmph... Heheh scwrrlet... hehehmmm"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Hmm... I guess I left it lying around here"

Reeve says, "Palmer, swallow your food. And DON'T talk with your mouth full"

Tifa Lockheart picks the remote up off of the desk

Palmer swallows

Palmer says, "heheh sorry"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Had he been intelligent.... *Gestures at Cloud* We could have had some problems"

Reeve smiles

Rufus Shinra says, "True..."

Tifa Lockheart says, "Now... shall we try the aggressive mode?"

Reeve says, "but he's more stupid than Palmer"

Rufus Shinra grins slightly

Reeve says, "...if that's possible"

Rufus Shinra says, "why not?"

Palmer says, "HEY"

Tifa Lockheart sets the controller to the aggressive setting

Palmer steps back a bit

Reno jumps up onto his paws

Reeve says, "he... he looks mean"

Reno growls, barring his teeth

Reeve backs up

Reno charges at Reeve

Palmer drops his sandwich in surprise

Reeve says, "YIKE"

Reeve runs

Reno chases Reeve

Tifa Lockheart says, "Hold Reno... "

Reeve hides behind Palmer

Reno holds in his spot

Reeve says, "HOLY SHIT... HOLY SHIT..."

Palmer says, "HEY GET AWAY FROM ME"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Target Cloud... no kill"

Rufus Shinra chuckles to himself

Reeve peers out from behind Palmer

Reeve says, "w...what did... I do to de... serve that?"

Rufus Shinra says, "I think you moved...."

Palmer says, "heh"

Reeve o O (I need a vacation...)

Tifa Lockheart says, "Reno can be quite a useful tool I believe... Hojo should make some more"

Rufus Shinra says, "now... we need to program who will not be harmed...."

Palmer o O (oh damn... I dropped my triple-decker turkey sandwich surprise)

Rufus Shinra says, "yes, Hojo needs to do that"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Hmm... How does he identify targets? Scent?"

Rufus Shinra says, "No idea..."

Reeve says, "he's sure sleek..."

Palmer says, "a real prize!"

Rufus Shinra says, "tell him not to attack us, and send him out again"

Palmer says, "big kitty big damage"

Reeve hides behind Palmer again

Tifa Lockheart says, "Hmm"

Tifa Lockheart instructs Reno not to attack Palmer, Reeve... Rufus or herself and puts sets him back to aggressive

Reno hunts around

Palmer says, "whoa..."

Reeve says, "Hojo's a genius"

Rufus Shinra says, "insane, but a genius..."

Palmer says, "Hahahahha"

Cloud Strife cowers quietly against the wall

Reeve says, "Tifa... show us his real powers now"

Tifa Lockheart says, "I haven't quite figured out all he can do... other than slash Cloud to ribbons"

Reno continues to stalk the room

Palmer whispers to Reeve

Palmer says, "get ready to run if need be"

Reeve whispers back

Reeve says, "yes... Hojo might be smart, but you never know where a flaw might occur"

Palmer says, "exactly"

Rufus Shinra flicks his hair back

Rufus Shinra says, "Tifa, we need to give Reno a target..."

Palmer backs away

Tifa Lockheart says, "Like who...."

Palmer says, "not I said the fat man"

Rufus Shinra whispers in her ear

Tifa Lockheart says, "That's mean..."

Reeve starts to sweat and edges to the door

Rufus Shinra says, "so?"

Tifa Lockheart says, "Heh heh"

Palmer says, "w... wait a minute"

Tifa Lockheart programs the instructions into Reno's controller and sends them to him

Reeve closes the door and looks through the window

Rufus Shinra pushes a button on his desk, locking all exits

Palmer says, "ACK, LEMME OUT"

Rufus Shinra says, "we can't let Reno out of the room,"

Reeve breaths easier. Peers through the window to watch

Palmer says, "REEVE... LEMME OUT... HEEEELP"

Reeve says, "no can do"

Palmer starts to sweat profusely

Rufus Shinra sits down at his desk

Palmer o O (why do they always pick on the fat guy...)

Reno swings his head to Palmer

Tifa Lockheart sits in Rufus' lap

Palmer says, "ACK"

Reno growls then charges at him

Palmer backs into the corner

Palmer says, "NO NO NO"

Rufus Shinra slips his arms around her

Reno jumps at Palmer

Palmer says, "aaaack, AAAAAAH NO GO AWAY"

Reno bites down on Palmers hand

Palmer picks up the half-sandwich

Palmer says, "OW"

Palmer kicks the Persian

Palmer says, "LEGGO LEGGO"

Reno bites down on the foot that kicked him

Reeve says, "I'm sure glad I'm outside looking in"

Palmer says, "OW DAMMIT... RUFUS... HEEEEEEELP"

Palmer limps away from Reno

Palmer says, "BAD KITTY... GET CLOUD, NOT ME"

Reno pounces down on Palmer

Palmer says, "YIKE, GET OFFA ME"

Palmer slaps the cat across the nose

Reno bites down on the hand that slapped him

Palmer says, "OW"

Palmer decides to try and be nice

Palmer says, "uh... nice kitty... yea... um... kitty kitty... heheh do... do you want some... uh, meow... mix?"

Palmer backs away

Reno bites down hard on Palmers foot

Reeve looks away from the window

Palmer says, "YEOW"

Reeve says, "I... I can't watch..."

Palmer kicks the cat off of him

Palmer says, "whew..."

Reno jumps back up on Palmer, pinning him to the ground

Palmer says, "YIKE"

Reno bites down on his neck

Palmer says, "NO... PLEASE...DON'T. AAAGH..."

Rufus Shinra takes the remote

Palmer falls limp

Rufus Shinra says, "alright Reno, enough ... come back"

Rufus Shinra switches the control to normal

Reeve peers back through the window

Reno releases Palmer and jumps off him. Licks his paws

Reeve o O (THAT was not cool)

Rufus Shinra presses the open switch on his desk, unlocking the doors

Reeve walks in

Reeve says, "my... GODS. Wh... This is the ultimate power... R...Rufus..."

Rufus Shinra looks at Reeve

Rufus Shinra says, "yes?"

Reeve is as white as a ghost is

Reeve says, "HAHHAA I LOVE IT!"

Reno pads over to the corner and curls up, licking his paws

Reeve crouches down

Reeve says, "Reno... here kitty kitty. I... this is amazing make him come here... I wanna look at him"

Reno cleans the blood off his paws and snout

Rufus Shinra says, "Reno, go to Reeve"

Palmer says, "g... ow"

Reeve looks Reno over

Reno gets up and walks over to Reeve

Reeve picks up one of Reno's massive paws

Reeve says, "he... he's amazing"

Rufus Shinra says, "Especially since he was dead for about 2 days"

Reeve accidentally gets a small cut on Reno's claws

Reeve says, "OW, DAMMIT... did Hojo put razors in him?"

Rufus Shinra says, "I don't know... but those might be his real claws"

Palmer says, "he...lp..."

Reeve shakes his head at the pathetic fat, bloody heap

Reno rubs up against Reeve's legs

Reeve says, "serves him right..."

Reeve pats Reno and grins

Reeve says, "Sir..."

Reno purrs softly

Rufus Shinra says, "yes?"

Reeve says, "...I LOVE this place. HA HA HAAAA"

Rufus Shinra nods

Reeve says, "well... tell me about you and Tifa, sir"

Rufus Shinra looks at Reeve

Reeve kneels down and pets Reno

Rufus Shinra says, "don't ask"

Reeve says, "you two seem happy"

Reno roles onto his back and purrs happily

Rufus Shinra says, "hmmm"

Reeve says, "heheh"

Reeve rubs Reno's tummy

Reno continues to purr

Palmer says, "Rreee...veee"

Reeve throws the half-eaten sandwich at Palmer

Reeve says, "do you think Reno recognizes me?"

Reeve looks at the Persian

Rufus Shinra says, "no idea... brain tissue is destroyed after lack of Oxygen... and he was dead for about 2 days"

Reeve nods

Reeve says, "Sir... can I ask you of a humble favor?"

Reno has a metal plate in his head

Rufus Shinra says, "what is it?"

Reeve shudders

Reeve says, "c...can Scarlett and I please have a small promotion for finding him?"

Reeve smiles

Rufus Shinra says, "hmmm.... Promotion? Don't you mean raise? You're already as high up as you can go in status"

Reeve says, "no... Just a step up in helping this company. I am?"

Rufus Shinra says, "you are"

Reeve says, "I never knew... well what about Scarlett?"

Rufus Shinra says, "you're a department head after all. And she's the head of ShinRa weapons...."

Reeve nods

Reeve says, "I guess we're your right hand people. Is that why you used Palmer? He never did anything..."

Rufus Shinra says, "Weapons was what started this company until Father found that Mako energy was more profitable"

Reeve says, "Sir..."

Reno curls up at Reeve's feet

Rufus Shinra says, "yes?"

Reeve turns a little red

Reeve says, "do... do you think Scarlett likes me?"

Rufus Shinra says, "hmmm, I have no clue"

Reeve says, "I've never met one quite like her"

Rufus Shinra flicks his hair back

Reeve says, "she's like beautiful poison... a rather lethal, yet sexy affect"

Reeve looks at Reno

Rufus Shinra o O (reminds me of Tifa)

Reno licks his paws clean

Palmer crawls a few inches

Reeve says, "shall we call a med to clean this up?"

Rufus Shinra says, "go ahead"

Reeve nods

Reeve says, "rubbish"

Reno purrs

Reeve says, "what now, sir?"

Rufus Shinra says, "what was the performance of Reno in your opinion?"

Reeve says, "he's indescribably good"

Rufus Shinra says, "how so?"

Reeve says, "we can use him to settle with rebels and such. He's fast and he can stop on a dime"

Rufus Shinra nods

Rufus Shinra says, "what else can you say?"

Reeve says, "hmmm... he's a monster killing machine. Will he be used against Sephiroth?"

Reno roles onto his back, stretching

Rufus Shinra says, "We need Sephiroth back alive"

Reeve says, "more tests?"

Rufus Shinra says, "yes"

Reeve says, "and Cloud? Reno... you're a nice kitty"

Rufus Shinra says, "it does not matter what becomes of Cloud once we get Sephiroth back"

Reeve says, "shall we execute him? I say we feed him to Reno"

Rufus Shinra says, "That's what I was thinking"

Reeve says, "smart idea, sir!"

Reno curls his paws up over his face, wagging his tail

Reeve says, "I wanna see the little punk get played with and tortured before Reno tears his throat out"

Rufus Shinra says, "that can be arranged"

Reeve says, "then I'll take us all out to dinner! We'll make a night o it"

Rufus Shinra says, "hmmm?"

Reeve says, "like... dinner and a show"

Rufus Shinra sighs

Rufus Shinra says, "I have work to do... My plan... it must be realized"

Reeve nods

Reeve says, "oh and sir..."

Rufus Shinra says, "yes?"

Reeve says, "you and Tifa look quite cute together"

Rufus Shinra says, "hmmm, I do suppose..."

Reeve raises his eyebrows

Reeve says, "what is the matter, sir... you don't sound happy"

Rufus Shinra says, "My mind is racing with thoughts of what to do once we have Sephiroth back"

Reeve says, "anyhow, I have some planning to do, catch me later and I'll buy you a beer"

Rufus Shinra says, "No thank you..."

Reeve nods

Reeve says, "alright, take care, sir"

Reeve walks out to write some new documents